Wedding Toast - Best Man Essay -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Wedding Speech Best ManHello my names capital of Minnesota and Im Martins best man, although Im sure Martin will fill a new name for me by the time Ive finished this. When Martin asked me to be his best man I was initi ally thrilled at the prospect. Unfortunately it didnt take long for this feeling of well being to unthaw into utter apprehension as I remembered the last time I had to stand up in a room full of people.. I was found guilty and fined $300.I went to a wedding two weeks ago that was held in a nudist colony. Apparently I was just half an go on away from being the best man there too. By the way, if anyone is running a book on the length of this speech could I put $5 on it lasting 12 minutes please? MartinFirstly Id like to congratulate Martin on his speech. Im particularly impressed with the fact that you all paid attention and followed his instructions not to laugh. Im also impressed that Martin followed my instructions to dress smartly at once, although I am a collat ion disappointed he decided to copy my outfit.I have known Martin for over 10 long long years now. When I first met him in college he was loud, aggressive, rude, abusive and swore a lot, but just look at the man hes become now..nothing has changed. Whilst at college we discovered a local nightclub called Winkers. I would regularly witness Martins unique, raw, undiscovered style of dancing in Winkers that left the women speechl... ...any more happy years of friendship. On behalf of all of us in this room I would also like to take this opportunity to thank Pete and Sue Foster for the wonderful hospitality they have shown today. Martin would also like to thank Pete and Sue, in advance, for how well theyre going to treat him in the future.Id also like to thank the bridesmaids and ushers today for their invaluable contribution to the wedding, Im sure youll all agree with me that they all look wonderful. So, finally (get a glass in your hand)Heres to love, laughterAnd merrily ever after .As Martin and Anne start their new lifePlease stand and toast the new husband and wifeLadies and gentlementhe Bride and Groom